Dropped my field guide in a large urn of tea so conjured up some descriptions and effects of some recent sightings.
The Red Bastard of Everrets Mountain Ingestion causes rapid, continuous circling of a nearby tree for a period of 30 mins followed by a insatiable thirst for Tizer. Then you just fall face down in the gravel.
Muir’s Road Apple’s
A favourite of John’s, he used to carry a few dried specimens in a small ethically traded shoulder pouch when in residency at Yosemite. A good trail food. Shuts down the entire emotional spectrum immidently upon indigestion apart from a startlingly real and vigouros contrition.
Sylloge Fungorum Omnium Hucusque Cognitorum or The Mycologyists Lament
A small nibble to one of the freshly plucked discs gradually induces a feeling that matches that of mid grade, provincial northern town, pub brought MDMA but is complimented by crippling pains in the lower abdomen, wrists and shins. As one observer of a ingester noted ” As the effects peaked, he looked like he had been hit, but not killed, by some 1992 raver tour bus on its way back from Helter Skelter in Milton Keynes”.
For the topographer of consciousness and casual observer of phenomena, Wilson suggested mescualine but four of these will see you fit. Lovely with with smoked bacon.